Sunday, November 24, 2013

being indie

it can never happen cause everyone is telling you to be different so everyone is being different so everyone is doing the same thing therefore no one is hipster

think about that

smores

You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!

The Sandlot

Monday, November 4, 2013

the perfect day

my perfect day would be to wake up naturally

then skate all day and longboard and mountain bike

i would have the days really long. screw daylight savings. it gets dark way to fast. i would have french toast for breakfast and orange juice. then i would drive my audi and hit 200 miles per hour on the freeway and not get pulled over. there would be no cops. i would be sponcered and get free stuff and payed to skate.

then i would go to a ball pit the size of my house and spend a good hour swimming in it. then i would go sky diving with ariana grande and make out with her in the air then pull the shoot and land on a mountain with my snowboard and go back country skiing. i would be with my friends all day and it would never get boring. then i would act in a movie.

i would know all in the world and would be good at everything

and to end the night i would come home to my mansion and fall asleep really quick dreaming of magical things and  of the next day to come for more adventures :)